Thought of the Week: The Stubbornness of Children

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Our family moved house recently, and the other day I took Little Satis to the new local library for the first time. (Actually, I’m ashamed to admit that it was one of the first times he’s been in a library at all, other than at school; we get most of our books from Amazon.) I had ulterior motives, of course – I wanted to see if they’d stock The Redemption of Erâth: Consolation! But aside from that, we signed ourselves up and started to browse.

It turns out that at ten, Little Satis is far beyond the children’s section, and so we moved upstairs to the young adult/teen section, where he looked for some more books by Rick Riordan, being utterly obsessed with the Percy Jackson series. (We watched the first Percy Jackson movie the other day, incidentally; I wasn’t terribly impressed.) Being the open-minded adult that I am (and not caring what I chose for him, since he’s the one who’d be reading it), I started looking through various titles to see if there was anything new I could interest him in.

 

“Have I ever steered you wrong (except that one time)?”

 

The Lightning Thief, by Rick Riordan

The Lightning Thief, by Rick Riordan

This has proven to be a difficult endeavor indeed. As long as I can remember, Little Satis has been bullishly obstinate about refusing to try new literature. He’s the same with movies, too. Every Friday night (more or less), we sit down to watch a movie – ideally one he, and perhaps myself, hasn’t seen yet. Every single time, he balks and whinges at every choice I make, insisting he just wants to watch The Lord of the Rings or Star Wars for the fiftieth time. So far, I’ve made precisely one bad choice: the utterly appalling, not even so-bad-it’s-funny bad, Pirates of Treasure Island. That one was a stinker. Other than that, he has supremely enjoyed every movie we’ve ever watched together, from obvious choices like the Harry Potter series to off-the-wall adventures like Time Bandits and old, dreadfully-dubbed Jackie Chan movies. It’s become a catchphrase in our house: “Have I ever steered you wrong (except that one time)?”

So I was less than surprised when he professed little enthusiasm for the book I picked out for him, Witch & Wizard by James Patterson. Personally I was surprised to find James Patterson, of Alex Cross fame, had written young adult/children’s stories, but despite having never read any of his other works I presumed that, given his enormous popularity, they would be reasonably good. Little Satis thought differently.

He pulled a huff, right there in the middle of the library, and refused to use his own, brand-new library card to check out the book. He flat-out told me he absolutely would not ever read the book. I had to bribe him – I’d buy cookies for dessert if he promised to read at least he first fifty pages. He stalled, saying that he wanted to finish reading Percy Jackson and the Sea of Monsters…for the twelfth time. In the end, I had to threaten not to read any more of Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows with him at bed time until he tried the book.

Charles Dickens – doesn't this guy look stuffy and boring?

Charles Dickens – doesn’t this guy look stuffy and boring?

It’s funny, because of course looking back at myself as a child, I was exactly the same. I suspect many of us were; there’s a great comfort in familiarity. I remember re-reading books immediately upon finishing them, over and over again. I remember looking at the title of a new book and screwing up my nose at it. I remember being forced to read Charles Dickens, thinking it must be the most boring literature in the world (Dickens is now my primary literary hero). The thing is, I don’t consciously recall a turning point – a point where I suddenly had a desire to try new things. I feel that it was a struggle, though; something that didn’t necessarily come naturally. And nor will it for Little Satis, and I don’t expect it to. I suppose that’s what our parents are there for: to tell us, “Just try this one – trust me. When have I ever steered you wrong (except that one time)?”

In the end, of course, Little Satis did pick up Witch & Wizard one weekend while I was at work. When I got home, the first thing out of his mouth was something that had happened on page sixty-seven. “What happened to only reading to page fifty?” I asked.

“Dad…” he said with his head down, “Maybe – just maybe – you might have, well, um…been right about this book.”

I guess that’s one thing that’s no easier to say as a child than as an adult.

 

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Personal Update

This post is something of a personal update, borne out of the need to say something to you all, even if I can’t think of what to write. It’s been about a month since we last talked, and I feel bad about that.

Lots of things have happened in that meantime, which is a good thing in a way, I suppose – it’s better than nothing! First and foremost, the biggest impact on my life has been Little Satis’ injury:

Do you see the problem?

Do you see the problem?

This happened shortly after his birthday, poor thing, when his grandfather and I took him skiing. It was only his second day on skis, and at the moment he claims it will be his last. It was a gentle slope with a curve, and he picked up a little too much speed (not a lot, honestly) and forgot to stop. The edge of the curve was bounded with a net, and when he hit it his ski twisted one way while the rest of him twisted the other. As you can probably see it’s a bad fracture, and he’s now in a full-leg cast for the next three months. Apart from the guilt and remorse, there’s a whole lot of inconvenience involved, especially since he can’t really get up the steep stairs to his bedroom. He’s been sleeping on the pull-out couch so far, which is getting in the way of just about everything. On the plus side, the pain seems to have more or less subsided for him, and he’s gotten pretty good on crutches.

 

I started The Redemption of Erâth in November of 2011, so it’s been quite some time, and I’m really looking forward to it finally being done.

 

On a very positive note, I’ve started writing The Redemption of Erâth: Exile again, and have managed to complete an entire chapter. That’s right – 6,436 words now exist in a row that did not exist before, and while it’s definitely not my best writing, it’s a chapter I don’t have to write anymore, and I’m that much closer to the end of the book (book 2, that is – there are still 5 more to go). I may even set out to write the following chapter when I’m done writing this post. I have the week off to look after Little Satis during his spring break, and there’s not much to do with him having a broken leg except read, watch movies and write.

How dare she?

How dare she?

Speaking of reading, Little Satis and I are diving back into Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows for the first time in four months – another loss to be attributed to the rather devastating depression I’ve been struggling through. No spoilers, please, but we were both outraged that J. K. Rowling had the audacity to kill off his owl, Hedwig. Wasn’t it bad enough to do what she did to Dumbledore? And although I know somewhere along the line Snape manages to redeem himself, I can’t for the life of me see how. Good writing, Joanne; good writing. I can only hope to have such mystery and suspense in my own story.

With regard to my story, I finally made the move to get my publishing company to start final edits on The Redemption of Erâth: Consolation. It should be a few weeks now, and I’ll have a finished – actual, honest, finished – manuscript in my hands, and I’ll be ready to move that little bit closer to publication. It’s terrifying, nerve-wracking, and not a little exciting to think that in a few months I might have an actual, purchasable book.

You’ll all buy a copy, right?

I started The Redemption of Erâth in November of 2011, so it’s been quite some time, and I’m really looking forward to it finally being done. Five sections, 25 chapters, 103,000 words (it was 111,000 to begin with)…it’s a hell of a novel. (For what it’s worth, the second book is at 93,000 words already and I still have 9 chapters to write! That’ll end up being about 150,000 words – eek!) I have to say that, looking back on it, there are definitely improvements that could have been made, but also parts that could have been a lot worse, and on the whole…I think I’m pretty proud of it. I just hope you all like it as much as I do.

So what’s the upshot of all of this? I guess it might be that things are starting to look up for me a little bit. I even had a breakthrough regarding the origin of my depression in therapy…not that it’s helping me get through it today, of course, but every piece of information is useful. I still can’t promise that I’ll be returning to my blog on a weekly basis, though I honestly would love to – the issue is motivation and energy, which I sadly am still lacking severely. If I can, though…if I can…

For now, take care, and enjoy the new chapter of The Redemption of Erâth: Exile!

 

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The Devil’s Details: A Chemist? (Addendum)

Now that we know that the late beloved and despised Iron Lady was a chemist in a past life, here are some more well-known people who did pointless things before discovering their life’s purpose.

Dr. Mayim Bialik

yimWhat: PhD in Neuroscience

Where: UCLA

Now: Actress, Big Bang Theory

Dr. Brian May

-What: PhD in Astrophysics

Where: Imperial College, London

Now: Guitarist for Queen

Ivan Drago (actually Dolph Lundgren)

rocky4punchWhat: MSc in Chemical Engineering

Where: Royal Institute of Technology, Stockhlom

Now: Not looking so good after having the shit beat out of him by Rocky IV.

Andrea Bocelli

Andrea-Bocelli_1653037cWhat: Alive

Why: His parents were advised to abort in 1958 when she developed appendicitis whilst pregnant.

Now: Probably the second-most famous blind musician after Ray Charles.

Alan Rickman

Snape_1920x1200What: Graphic Designer

Where: London

Now: Snape

Dr. Peter Roget

479px-Roget_P_MWhat: Professor of Physiology

Where: London

Now: Dead, but left us with a little thing called the Thesaurus.

Jozef Teodor Konrad Nalecz Korzeniowski

apocalypse-now_01What: Depressed, insane, suicidal criminal sailor

Where: Everywhere in the world, pretty much.

Now: Dead as Joseph Conrad, the guy who wrote Heart of Darkness, upon which Apocalypse Now is based.

Dr. Kermit the Frog

muppetspartycruise_kermitWhat: PhD in Amphibious Letters

Where: Southampton College, New York

Now: Cashing in unemployment cheques after a series of disastrously dull movies.

Satis Logo with ©Credit to cracked.com and thefrisky.com for their insightful lists of interesting celebrities. Since I know very little about celebrities, I’d have found this article rather difficult to write.