Movie Night: The Matrix

Year: 1999

Director: Andy Wachowski / Lana Wachowski

Production Company: Warner Bros.

Leads: Keanu Reeves, Laurence Fishburne, Carrie-Anne Moss

The Matrix is one of those movies I’ve been waiting my whole life to share with Little Satis—waiting for him to be old enough to appreciate not only the spectacular special effects but the intensely mind-bending plot. It’s almost shame the Wachowskis decided to push what could have been a PG-13 rating to an R, just for violence, and I took a risk and let an eleven-year-old watch it.

(Full disclosure: Mrs. Satis actually let him watch it, without me—something I am rather ungrateful for. I had to watch it again with him.)

I’m glad I did, because it blew his mind.

Like Star Wars, or The Sixth Sense, it’s easy to forget how ingrained into popular culture The Matrix has become in the fifteen years since it was released. In 1999, the closest thing to it was 1982s Tron, and watching the original trailer, it’s easy to imagine that The Matrix was simply an updated version of that alternate-reality extravaganza:

There’s nothing in the trailer to reveal the mind-bending twist of The Matrix—a twist the sequels forgot all too soon. (See my post on trailers ruining movies.) In the slim chance that someone reading this post hasn’t yet seen it, I won’t give it away—like The Sixth Sense, you don’t talk about it—but the big reveal, with the red and blue pills, had Little Satis on the edge of his seat. His jaw dropped when he saw what came after.

The Matrix set the style for a lot of films to come, including the use of slow-motion (and pseudo-slow motion), CGI and deft camera work. The scene where Trinity jumps into the air, the shot freezes and the camera pans around to the other side, has become iconic.

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In fifteen years, the effects are starting to show, of course—the wirework is telling, and the CGI is a little flat in places, but like the best envelope-defining films they were careful with their effects: as much is practical as computer-generated (something the sequels again forgot). The final fight scene between Neo and the agents is as epic as ever, and Neo’s Superman impression at the end leaves me with a grin to this day.

The Matrix earns its heavy philosophizing, with a plot that is as convoluted as its action sequences. Reloaded and Revolutions tried to go even deeper, but the cat was out of the bag at that point: we knew what the Matrix was, and there really were no surprises left (the ending of Reloaded feels very second-best). This is one of those films that probably didn’t need a sequel at all, and although I will watch the sequels with Little Satis, I probably won’t write them up on here.

If you haven’t seen The Matrix, you need to go watch it now. If you have … go watch it again. You won’t regret it.

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

Featured image taken from http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/matrix.

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Movie Night: The Legend of Hercules

Year: 2014

Director: Renny Harlin

Production Company: Millennium Films

Leads: Kellan Lutz, Gaia Weiss

Don’t confuse this film with 2014’s Hercules, starring Dwayne Johnson (or The Rock, if you prefer). I haven’t seen that movie, and after watching this one, I’m not sure I’d want to. This one wasn’t half bad!

The Legend of Hercules really gets some awful reviews, but I have to cut it some slack: it’s a B movie, and doesn’t pretend to be anything but. It has B-list actors, B-grade special effects, and a B- plot. Summary in a nutshell? Tyrannical king gets deposed by the son of Zeus, who goes on to find true love. You get what you pay for, and I paid nothing since it was on TV (well, I guess we pay cable).

The point is, it was a rather enjoyable 90 minutes of action, with just a dash of romance. The best acting actually came from Hercules’ right-hand man, Sotiris, ably portrayed by Aussie Liam McIntyre. Kellen Lutz’s Hercules was a bit ham-fisted—kind of Shatner-esque, in a way—and it’s hard to imagine that he played a lead(ish) character in the Twilight films. Scott Adkins was passable as the villainous king, and Gaia Weiss was frankly a bit forgettable. The best bits of the movie were ultimately the action sequences, of which there were thankfully many.

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Movie Night: Beetlejuice

Year: 1988

Director: Tim Burton

Production Company: Geffen Company

Leads: Alec Baldwin, Geena Davis, Michael Keaton

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetle—

No! Ahh!

What is there to say about this immensely enjoyable Tim Burton classic that hasn’t already been done to death? Heh heh. This tale of a very-much-in-love couple who plunge to their demise off a New England covered bridge, only to be resurrected as hosts in their own house, is such a staple of the Tim Burton canon that its only surprise is not featuring Johnny Depp. At least there’s the magnificent Danny Elfman score, setting the stage for many a musical-of-the-dead to come.

It wasn't the smoking that killed me …

It wasn’t the smoking that killed me …

This was, of course, the first time Little Satis had seen Beetlejuice, and I think that some of the humor escaped him slightly. After all, the whole movie concept is a just a touch on the dark side, and much of it relies on understanding the many ways there are to die. I actually found myself holding myself in check at points and deliberately not pointing things out – such as Sylvia Sidney‘s breathing smoke from her slit throat – just to avoid disturbing a ten-year-old. I’ll admit – it’s been a while since I’ve seen the film myself, and I forgot a few parts.

One part I most definitely did not forget, however, is Winona Ryder‘s ultra-goth Lydia Deetz, which, along with her portrayal of Mina Murray in Dracula a few years later, firmly cemented my lifelong crush for her. The funny thing is that, looking back on it, she really wasn’t all that miserable; apart from an obsession with all things weird and strange, it wasn’t until she met the deceased Maitlands that she uttered that favorite phrase of goth kids everyhere: “I wish I were dead.” And at the end—what’s with the dancing?

Ah, Winona …

Ah, Winona …

Still, there’s enough inexplicable shenanigans in the movie to let that one slide, and this is perhaps the film’s only fault: not everything makes 100% sense. Of course, it could be argued that’s part of its charm, and I wouldn’t disagree – but why on earth do dead people end up on an outer space sand planet when they leave their house? Why did they end up confined to their house in the first place? And why, oh why, couldn’t Beetlejuice tell Lydia his own name? He freaking broadcasts it on dead-TV! And why did he need to marry Lydia? Hm … Beetlejuice, Corpse Bride … it seems Tim Burton has himself a little obsession with marrying the dead, no?

Anyway, Beetlejuice is an ineffably enjoyable movie (I’m not sure that even makes sense), and if you haven’t seen it, you don’t deserve to be alive!

 

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

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